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Black & White coffee (for Olga!)

In that great scramble eagerly and always to please don't forget to carry yourself forward as more than a running total on a Prufrockian balance sheet sprinkled  ... thinned ... and pinned ... remembering no matter how many coffee spoons are used to measure and to stir careless of past dips and equally liable to mounding or leveling but not to rounding error whether given to dry or liquid measure (because milk and sugar or cream and sugar are surely greater and more wholesome than Coffee Mate but for all that are still sweeteners and smooth the flavour the way that old ad promised for coffee enjoyed not au lait  or milchkaffee but de rigueur Black & White) oh, sure like an Italian for whom a cup of coffee is not very nice especially when he is naturalized in Aberdeen where a cup of tea would be more polite yet Tony yea once a publican and then a guest house keeper to boot told me so when you take a coffee you must first correct ...