It seems to be an occupational hazard of teaching maths that you become slightly potty. Who could teach trig without being eccentric, or logs without the occasional twitch, or ruffle. Few remember John Napier, but everybody is grateful for the Texas Instruments programmable calculator (cooler than the Hewlett-Packard, which indicated your dad was probably an accountant), with the vinyl case you could loop through your belt and look like a NASA engineer. But the maths teacher I'm thinking of could give any quirky person a run for his money. Henry Wise Wood\s Mr. Turley was obvious as an odd duck. It was 1977, and Mr Turley wore a full length fur to class. His wife, he told us, was a real estate agent, and, in Calgary in a boom time, realtors made good money. But his wardrobe was not limited to opulence. He wore a different three piece suit every day--the colours were always pastel--and the fabrics were more than likely fake. He drove a Caddy...

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