Things can't be be so bad if there are lilacs. Surely a perfume sweeter than honeysuckle couldn't be wrong. Syringa vulgaris indeed. Not everything from the Balkans is bad, right? Who could fault the taste of a wild canary, or American goldfinch to those who prefer precision. And after seeing a monarch camouflage herself, fail not to confirm that orange is part way between the red of first bloom and the strident violet of week two, when the lilac finishes until next May or next June. When considering the mnemonic ROY G BIV (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violent), remember that fuschia is on the way to blue.

Give us this Day is the online creative journal of Kurtis Kitagawa, PhD (Edinburgh), MPhil (Oxford), MA (Chicago), BA First Class Honours (Calgary), who, withal, considers himself a student of history. Check daily for freshly composed essays and offbeat creative writing inspired by a life spent in universities, government, and business. Job offers gratefully accepted. Alternative facts welcome, and will not be burned. Nor will their ashes be used as eye shadow!