I remember seeing my first monkey puzzle tree and wondering whether it was a prank, not played on the monkey, but a trick or treat for me. But far from the Royal Botanic Gardens, Edinburgh, I found a clue in the thorns of a thistle awaiting its due. It beckoned me come hither, and in that moment I wished I had the feet of a bird that I might enjoy a perch in the catbird seat.

Give us this Day is the online creative journal of Kurtis Kitagawa, PhD (Edinburgh), MPhil (Oxford), MA (Chicago), BA First Class Honours (Calgary), who, withal, considers himself a student of history. Check daily for freshly composed essays and offbeat creative writing inspired by a life spent in universities, government, and business. Job offers gratefully accepted. Alternative facts welcome, and will not be burned. Nor will their ashes be used as eye shadow!