I don't know whether chefs have always put their faces into what they are plating, or whether they are all nearsighted, or whether they saw Jamie Oliver do it and are all latter day copycats. I don't know that having their noses to the grindstone in this way actually enhances the presentation of meals, or whether they just love to smell their own cooking. Either way, we must all get used to food that has been breathed on.

Give us this Day is the online creative journal of Kurtis Kitagawa, PhD (Edinburgh), MPhil (Oxford), MA (Chicago), BA First Class Honours (Calgary), who, withal, considers himself a student of history. Check daily for freshly composed essays and offbeat creative writing inspired by a life spent in universities, government, and business. Job offers gratefully accepted. Alternative facts welcome, and will not be burned. Nor will their ashes be used as eye shadow!