I can still remember H.R. Pufnstuf and the life size puppets of McDonaldland who played on the popularity of Pufnstuf and whose Ronald McDonald Mayor McCheese and Hamburglar were the spitting image of the Krofft characters in the 70s I made a name badge with Dymo vinyl that said H.R. Pufnstuf and wore it to work at Shoppers when I worked the cash staff didn't notice but a customer did she was buying Roux Minx hair colour and dropped her purse when she saw my badge so all of her change scattered across the floor and then she laughed when she looked at my badge again and we collected her silver and coppers I apologized and she laughed some more out of this I learned how there got to be a blue rinse set and what to do next time my legs got weak and I snickered to myself the poor lady had nothing to learn and seemed unscathed by the levity and even laughed when I said there was no need to check my smoking material some t...

Give us this Day is the online creative journal of Kurtis Kitagawa, PhD (Edinburgh), MPhil (Oxford), MA (Chicago), BA First Class Honours (Calgary), who, withal, considers himself a student of history. Check daily for freshly composed essays and offbeat creative writing inspired by a life spent in universities, government, and business. Job offers gratefully accepted. Alternative facts welcome, and will not be burned. Nor will their ashes be used as eye shadow!