When you take the bus you get used to waiting and watching the cars go by when you are a gamer you might aspire to be a first person shooter when you are one of Plato's butchers you cut meat at the joints when you are dry or thirsty for coffee you might try the cafeteria but you probably won't like it when you are a child and it rains and it storms and the storm sewers overflow onto the streets you meet your first tadpoles and perhaps a frog or two when you work in a hospital you have to go to a lot of meetings and are exposed to all kinds of germs but every once in a while someone asks you how you are when you think about it you can't really help the way you look so you must forgive yourself for that and for the bald patches starting on your forehead and the back of your head.

Give us this Day is the online creative journal of Kurtis Kitagawa, PhD (Edinburgh), MPhil (Oxford), MA (Chicago), BA First Class Honours (Calgary), who, withal, considers himself a student of history. Check daily for freshly composed essays and offbeat creative writing inspired by a life spent in universities, government, and business. Job offers gratefully accepted. Alternative facts welcome, and will not be burned. Nor will their ashes be used as eye shadow!