Nick Phillipson's mother's family had been Quakers. His mother herself had lapsed. But apparently a spinster aunt of his still practised. Nick remembers going to his aunt's place on set occasions and having to provide his aunt with the "right answers" to her questions. Not participating was not an option; compliance earned him a package of Mentos. Scotch philosophy and Quaker Oats? I was not quite sure what Nick was driving at when he told me this story. As a kid growing up in Canada I remember the cheerful, rosy cheeked man with long white hair and a black hat on boxes of Quaker Oats. One never knows about such mythical men, of which there are many. Ronald McDonald, Captain Highliner, and so on. I imagined Nick as a Quaker, standing in a meeting hall of friends when the spirit moved him. Too much incongruity. Whoever I imagined, it definitely wasn't Nick. A collector of sermons I decided to practise my "active listening"...

Give us this Day is the online creative journal of Kurtis Kitagawa, PhD (Edinburgh), MPhil (Oxford), MA (Chicago), BA First Class Honours (Calgary), who, withal, considers himself a student of history. Check daily for freshly composed essays and offbeat creative writing inspired by a life spent in universities, government, and business. Job offers gratefully accepted. Alternative facts welcome, and will not be burned. Nor will their ashes be used as eye shadow!