Soldiers or squares?

There is only one choice you have to make when eating beans on toast.  Whether you would like your toast cut into soldiers or squares.

Of course, no choice is necessary when you eat soft boiled eggs.

And surely there is only one way to eat Cadbury's Flake 99.

After all, who could doubt the imprimateur of the Post Office?

Next to that, the closest we came was Mr. P.G., but who's counting?